THE WORST PART OF HAVING CURLY HAIR IS WHEN PEOPLE ASK IF YOU HAVE BRUSHED YOUR HAIR LIKE NO I FUCKING HAVEN’T BECAUSE IF I DO THAT I WILL POOF UP AND LOOK LIKE A FUCKING CLOUD SO WOULD YOU RATHER WALK AROUND WITH A FUCKING CLOUD HEAD OR WITH PRETTY CURLS SHUT THE FUCK UP AND EAT YOUR STRAW HAIR
id love to take a selfie in that last picture
shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
Mommas boys are such a turn off. Like oh mommy I love you muah muah muah its like stop being a fucking child and act like an adult in front of me, please. Disgusting.
Whether you’re off on a mission to destroy the One Ring or just procrastinating on Tumblr, you should be studying. ◕‿◕