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Carla in a nutshell


I like picking my nose, comic books, weed, metal, and cats, video games oh and star trek and batman and stuff and ummmm metal!!!!!! pooping is also great. vvvvv message me or something vvvvv

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theodorepython:

miami-tea:


The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS

HES BREAD JIM

JESUS CRUST
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beneath-the-remainss:

Death

(via thrashyoutodeth)

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My cowboy boot collection is multiplying.
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humanure:

Michael Keene of The Faceless at Westboro Baptist.
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The best days of my life were spent with you. When I say I love you, I mean it more than anything I’ve ever known. Im not sure about life and who I am to become. All I know for sure is that I love you. Everything I see becomes you in one way or another. When I hear a laugh, I remember yours. When I see your face in a photo, I recall the feeling of your skin against my finger tips. I remember the scent. This love that I have for you. It feels like a sun that burns inside me. To not have you, to not be able to touch you, kiss you, call you mine…its a feeling thay creates a black hole inside me. Taking all the joy away and brightness from day to day life. Yet that burning inside me, the one that burns for you. It keeps me going. It is my fuel. It radiates so strongly. Just tell me again, how much do you love me? To accept my flaws. My mistakes. Could you do that?

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My cat is the biggest asshole I know.
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herochan:

Avengers Assemble!
Pencils and inks by Gerardo Sandoval 
Colors by Archaeopteryx14
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touchmypotato:

I may be a shitty friend, but I’m your shitty friend.

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